NHL Teams Re-imagined as Astrology

Which team would win?

I know what you’re thinking - it’s never been done before, it’s too bold, too risky. But fear not, I did all the research so you didn’t have to.

What if every NHL team could only exist based on their astrological sun sign? Well, there would only be 12 teams, for starters.

Beyond the obvious, each team has its own flare, reflected in its Zodiac personality…